retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

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quadra boob

It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.

Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!

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trans-lot trek

It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.

C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.

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iPhinger

The painful condition that occurs from tapping your iPhone too much.

Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.

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lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

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elbow cups

The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.

I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.

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MySQL

The spouse who marries your ex-husband or ex-wife after you divorce. SQL is pronounced like sequel.

My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL.