and guested

v. to be invited to a wedding with the option of bringing a date. Derived from envelope address
"Miss Foxy Brown and Guest"

I have to come up with someone to bring to Sam's wedding. I was "and guested"

3👍 2👎

Rice

Honda car.

Honda Civic with "Type R" Stickers all over it. Big spoiler, fart can, lots of stickers, the more stickers the faster it goes. :)

10👍 17👎

rush limbaugh

A trendsetter in broadcasting, pioneering AM radio, the wonderful debate tactic of cutting off someone who disagrees, spinning the facts like they're in a dryer, and putting party-line politics over his own credibility, including contradictions, denial, and news items. Now works for ESPN and has his own "kiddie table" during NFL Countdown.

Rush Limbaugh is relentless, judgmental, and straightforward. Unless you're a Republican.

1185👍 385👎

baby momma drama

1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama

The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.

86👍 41👎

homeslice

A complimentary term of endearment often used when sending well wishes.

Goodnight homeslice, I hope you have pleasant dreams.

354👍 235👎

choda

The area between my hairy balls, and my dense forest asshole.

anyone wanna come camping in my choda?

42👍 57👎

Dell

"dell" is an synonym for "slow"

your computer is dell.

283👍 144👎