keen learner

Phrase used by nerds to make themselves feel better about being nerds.

Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!

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Chlombie

Main character in the Chlombie the Zombie Adventures.
She is a lovable zombie who explores Spain, the Spanish language and Spanish culture in a fun, educational way for British teenagers approaching their A-Level qualifications.

Sophie: Did you watch Chlombie the Zombie last night? She explained how the subjunctive tense works, I think I finally understand it.
Daisy: Yeah, she's awesome.

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Apostrophe

Particularly useful piece of English punctuation for making yourself look stupid. You can do this in three main ways:
1. Putting an apostrophe in when it's completely unnecessary.
2. Leaving it out when it's needed.
3. Putting it in the wrong place.

1. My parent's have taken control of my life.
2. Mat was Daisys hero, til he started ignoring her.
3. I do'nt know how to use an apostrophe.

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WWOD

An acronym meaning What Would Oscar (Wilde) Do. It is an enhancement of WWJD, used to make difficult descisions.

Daisy: Where are we sleeping on Saturday night?
Laura: I don't know.
Daisy: Well, WWOD?
Laura *after fumbling through her pocket-sized Oscar Wilde quotations book*: We are going to be in the gutter, looking at the stars...

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... queer

Phrase used to annoy someone. Not meant as a slur on homosexuals, just as a way to irritate your friends. Most effective if 'queer' is said quietly, so only the victim can hear it, and even if (s)he does, (s)he's not entirely sure you did as it is so out of context.

Laura: Are we going to Thorpe Park this weekend?
Daisy: Alright... queer.
Laura: What did you just call me?
Daisy: Nothing, nothing, not a thing... queer.
Laura: You are so annoying sometimes.
Daisy: What have I done??
Laura: Oh I thought you were calling me 'queer' after everything you said, sorry.
Daisy: That's OK, I guess I can forgive you... queer.

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Fankles and fegs

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

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Katherine

1. Alternate spelling of popular girl's name Catherine/Kathryn.
2. Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah.

1. "Hi, my name's Katherine."
2. Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.

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