AK-47

1: AK-47 is an assault rifle designed in 1947 by Mikhail Kalashnikov.
2: Brought automatic rifle firepower to the masses.
3: Is highly reliable under all circumstances.
4: It is extremely CHEAP! You can get one for $275 in the US and $30 or less in others!
5: An old design that is still feared by the mighty US armed forces.

"Did you see that dude kill that man with an AK-47"?

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spaztastic

Shows hyperness like fantastic

That car is spaztastic

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applesauce

An everyday dessert that goes surprisingly well with butterz.

It's an addiction that forces your entire body to say "mmmmmm."

Applesauce can also be used as an efficient arousal tool.

"mmmm, i love my applesauce." or "Ohh, applesauce gets me hard everytime."

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mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

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kiwi

Team Kiwi, people who do stupid things

Jumping out of a tree onto a soiled mattress

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Soup

realy hot

"100 degres now thats soup!!"

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wino

homeless drunk?

<Saw it in one of John Grisham's Novels -- the one about the lawyer who after surviving a hostage situation involving a homeless person, quits his job and dedicates his life to working for the homeless>

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