Random
Source Code
Random
When a lady, typically drunk, pisses several times during an evening out and dabs her pussy to wipe the piss off it or when she wipes her ass. Sometimes in their drunken haze they dab too quickly and leave remnants of toilet paper in their ass crack or pussy. Those white remnants look like snowflakes
Dove into Sallyâs puss face first when we got back to my place, should have worn a toque, bitch had a heavy snowpuss.
8👍 1👎
When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.
Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.
Fuck bud thatâs tough, sounds like youâre living the Life Gape
A card game whereby the full deck is evenly distributed and placed faced down. Players turn cards over at the same time and whenever a queen turns over the player who flipped it yells âplug the whoreâ. Player with the least number of queens during the game has to fuck the nastiest fattest pig in the bar at the rest of the players choosing. The boys pick the whore and if youâre the loser then you have to plug it that night.
Thatâs the pig right there, with her midriff and gunt hanging out, tracks up her arm and zit on her lip.
âAhhh boys do I have to?â
Fuckin right, plug the whore!
Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.
After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add
12👍 2👎
Noun- a woman with an ass that's soft for pushing and accommodating for easy anal.
Met this girl last night and took her back to my place. Happy to say she was an easy ass.
14👍 2👎