typo

An excuse for not knowing the correct spelling of a word.

1: Thats wierd, my indeviduality is deprishiating at an starteling rate

2: what?

1: Uh... typo

2: Moron.

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padoofass

lesbien sex when Nathan is inculded in some way, shape, or form

Me, Robin, and Lisa are gonna have some hot padoofass later.

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Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

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bong

a water pipe used to smoke herb

Fuck smokin out of a bowl nub, grab my Bong. Like i say "if it dont bubble, it aint worth the trouble"

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flowback

Sex juices, particularly semen, that head downhill due to gravity if a women stands after sex.

I tested my daughter's panties with a kit from www.infidelitytoday.com and found something that shouldn't be there.

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hobbo

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean

Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.

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raise up

taking your shirt off and twistin round your hand like a helicopter

dude, just watch tha video on launch

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