Yeet

Yeet is when you do something or have done something without knowing what you are doing.

Alternative: Throwing something very far
Alternatively: A word to use without any context and is able to be used in any conversation or circumstance

I yeeted that bad report card across the country
I yeeted myself when I talked to that person

Yeet

Gruggle

Girl-cuddles.

When two or more girls decide to cuddle. It doesn’t have to be gay, either.

Girl 1: You wanna watch a movie?
Girl 2: Only if we can gruggle.

Girl 1: What is a gruggle?
Girl 2: It’s when girls cuddle.

Girl 3: Yeah did you not know that?

Big Lion

Here is the story of Big Lion.

Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.

Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.

But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.

Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.

The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.

Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-

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Adultry

The process of becoming an adult

Thomas: Say it. Adulthood
Patton: Adulthood
Thomas: A Dult Hood
Patton: A Dult Hood
Thomas: Good, now what’s the process of becoming an adult?
Patton: Adultry

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Falsehood

Calling something false

Person 1: Oh my god, people won’t shut up about Harry Potter. It sucks!
Person 2: FALSEHOOD

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Wumbo

I wumbo
You wumbo
He/She/We wumbo
The study of wumbo
Wumbology
It’s first grade!

Person 1: I’m feeling really wumbo today
Person 2: Me too. Let’s get some ice cream