Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

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Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

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pizza hut

Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.

One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.

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Agony of Defeat

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.

"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"

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Cheap motherfuck

An exclamation called out by the most blackest of black homie G doggs.

Man #1: "Sheeeit, man."
Man #2: "Cheap motherfuck, man."

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soul patrol

A large group of african americans.

Hid your hubcaps, Donnie, the soul patrol is coming!

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Soul Patrol

The imaginary police or enforcement group made up of imaginary african americans, who are feared by any white person trying to dance, or else behave black (see wigger).

Tim McGraw sang with Nelly, and he is appearing on the Country Music awards wearing Fubu, if he raises the roof, the soul patrol will be all over him!

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