Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

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High School

The two words that make up the word fully describe the phrase. High. School. Especially the first one.

Guy #1: I go to high school!
Guy #2: How's the weed over there?
Guy #1: It was awesome.

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Hell

Where everyone that goes on the internet for over six hours goes after they die.

Priest: What's your opinion on Heaven, son?
Some teenager: Some place I'll never go to.
Priest: Why is that?
Some teenager: Because I'm reading this example from urban dictionary on the internet.
Priest: Good point. Go to Hell.