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Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"
2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"
Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"
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A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?
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Leader of the National Party, New Zealand
Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"