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The current status of American professional basketball.
'Some Blacksketball players suck complete cock, such as LeBitch James, whereas many Blacksketball players, such as Dwight Howard, help the NBA'
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A combination of the main antagonist in Mother and EarthBound, known as Giygas, both the "Embodiment of Evil" and the "Universal Cosmic Destroyer" and the disgusting main antagonist of American pop music, known as Stefani Germanotta, or Lady Gaga, also known as the "Manifestation of Shitty Music" and the "Limitless Empyrean Annihilator".
Lady GiyGas is an evil empowerment who intends to sentence all of music to the horror of infinite darkness.
With an army of Starmen, Little Monsters and other deadly war machines, Lady GiyGas also uses his/her immense power to influence certain Earthlings to destroy all sounds that are truly harmonized.
Con Man from Threed:
âYeah I worked for the Little Monster, but I betrayed them too. Iâm a con man so I know the score. Little Monster gives life to MTV, but MTV works for Lady GiyGas, who I heard might be female. Well Iâm not sure whether Lady Giygas is a male or a female...Iâm a helpful con man donât you think?â
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A better name for that horrible, horrible 'artist', lady gaga
Former President George W. Bush: "Hey Barack, I love that new song 'Polka Face'!"
President Barack Obama: "You actually listen to the ruined American music industry?"
Former President George W. Bush: "I don't really understand what you're asking, but i love listening to Labia GoGo!!!!"
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When you get a record contract by fellating the men who own the music industry.
Professor: "How did lady gaga, kesha and drake get famous?"
Students: "Buy sucking the dicks of music industry executives"
Professor: "Correct!! That is how these 'musicians' nicki minajed themselves"
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A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"
Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"
Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"
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Seeming gentle and delicate on the outside, sheâs in fact very determined and strong inside.No one can ignore how charismatic and beautiful she is because she really has the looks of a goddess. Discipline, structure and order are important to her. Very socially active but if you cross your limits with her get ready to meet hell.