College

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

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Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

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eVo

Name of a group of programers working to sistamatically destroy all life on the planet

How's eVo going bud

How do you know of the orginisation, you must die

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dried

p.t. vb. Descriptive of your mother's vagina.

See also Danger Clit.

"Son, I'm afraid your mother's vagina dried out years ago."

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Eli Howard

A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails

Eli Howard

give us 20 quid from your mums benefits

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Boftastic

No idea, sounds leeto

I raped a girl at work today bob!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night

Boftastic

No idea, sounds leeto though

I raped a girl at work today bob!!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night