meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.

Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.

Skeetability

The amount of semen one is able to produce in a single ejaculation

Since turning 40, Gary has noticed a decline in his skeetability.

shrankled

Something that is both shrunken and wrinkled.

Honey—your dick is so shrankled!

LOW-O

The condition of having a low orgasm count

Bro--you need to get laid more often! Tell me about it--I think I'm suffering from Low-O