Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.

Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦

Despacito

Justin Bieber's left buttcheek.

I just found out Despacito is not big.