palf

a young, angry member of the legal profession; confident of his ability in every field

"So, I told him his fuel injection needed fixing, but he was a total palf about it and told me he knew better"

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Hoorag

An article of clothing used as an acessory to the modern day bowfisher to help them from sucking in bugs as they breathe. Most people who wear these bandana like pieces are better known as mouthbreathers and it is to be expected for them to group together and try to appear stronger than normal when provoked into "Defense" mode.

Little Tommy thought that he needed to wear a Hoorag to prevent bugs from entering his mouth while bowfishing. Once his daddy slapped him in the mouth and his lips swole shut, he soon realized that this was a silly marketing ploy to help some nobody try and be a somebody.

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