bidoof

an incredibly powerful pokemon with the ability to to incredible attacks such as special doof cannon and --. it often hangs out with lucario.

bidoof once walked into a bar. the world exploded. one planet cannot contain that much awesome.

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iFive

A high five over the internet.

IM Log
Guy 1: Hey man I got laid last night.
Guy 2: Sweet man, iFive.

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Rule lol

On the internet, lol can be placed any and everywhere in a sentence and the sentence will still make sense.

Example of Rule lol
A: Hey lol
B: lol hey
A: lol how you doing lol
B: I'm doing good lol. Lol how bout you lol?
A: lol i'm doing good too lol.

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Internet Capacity

The maximum number of members that an internet community can have before it becomes unrecognizable by the original members. Eventually all communities will reach internet capacity, usually withing 5-6 years of being founded.

A: Hey have you been to insert forum they used to frequent here lately?
B: No, I haven't. Why?
A: Its completely reached internet capacity, it sucks now.
B: Twas inevitable I guess.

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Dudeman

An adjective to show that someone is being annoying, a bitch, dumbass, dickshitting pussyface, etc.

Stop being a Dudeman!

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flashbang

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.

You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her

Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

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