Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese

The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

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Tulip

A way to call someone a cocksucker

(two-lip)

"I can't believe Andrew would cheat on you"

"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."

Cunt

Nate Jacobs from Euphoria

I don't need to say more

Nate is a fucking cunt for everything he does

Baby bean

What you call a fictional character that you love too much for words to describe.

Tomura shigaraki is my baby bean and I love him

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E

What you say to get someones attention when they are distracted

Hey Emily
"....."
Emily
"......"
Uhhg
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
"Oh? Yeah what do you need?"

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Micha

Someone who likes to start shit just for the fun of it and is a bully for no reason

Micha made me cry today and was mean but I don't know what I did wrong...