snap man

1. A successful drug dealer

2. A good dancer

1. "Yo dawg, I just went to the snap man and pick up some fly dope. He's always got the best shit yo G. People be waiting in line outside to buy from him."

2. "Did you see that snap man at the club last night? He's a fly dancer."

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pitbull

A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.

"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"

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jeep srt8

The Jeep SRT8 is the high performance variant of the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Available for purchase since 2006, the SRT8 features a 6.1L Hemi V8 which produces 420 horsepower. With a 0-60 time of just 4.6 seconds, it has phenomenal performance which is at odds with it high weight and SUV status.

For comparison, here are several other 0-60 times:
Porsche Carrera S: 4.6
Porsche Cayenne Turbo: 4.9
Lexus IS350: 5.3
Chevrolet Corvette: 4.3

The SRT8 is priced quite well. Pricing for 2008 models starts at around 41k and ends in the high 40s for a fully loaded model. Thus, the SRT8 is a excellent blend of performance, prestige, practicality, and cost.

Jeep SRT8 passenger: "Dude, you just smoked that Cayenne Turbo! Doesn't a well equipped one of those cost around 100k?"

Jeep SRT8 owner: "Yep."

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oj simpson

A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.

oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"

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puppies

Things used to bait the kiddies.

Man: "I have some puppies in my van."

Boy: "Oh gee-wizz, puppies!"

Man: "Mmmm"

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josiah leming

Josiah Leming was a contestant on season 7 of American Idol. He made it to Hollywood and did fairly well, but was not chosen to be one of the top 24. He is a skilled song writer and has posted several videos of his work on YouTube (username ohjaimes78). He was also a guest on the Ellen Degeneras Show where he performed his song "To Run".

Josiah Leming will have a record deal in no time.

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CRX

A shitty honda from back in the day. People think that they are cool because they can be modded to go "fast", but at the end of the day they are still hondas with sweet cloth seats and no AC (lest the power required to run said AC should diminish the power of their muscle I4).

CRX owner: "Dood, my 1986 CRX can whoop your your Z4! I have a turbo the size of a large apple, and lots of stickers, so I know I'll win!"

Z4 owner: *rolls eyes and pulls several car lengths away, not even really trying to race in the first place*

CRX owner: "Damn...........I need more stickers."

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