Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face
She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.
An expression if disapproval.
Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"
Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.
People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.
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Another way of saying "good stuff"; an expression of approval, can be used sarcastically or seriously.
Friend: "I finally asked out the fat booty bitch from next door"
Me: "Good dick"
Friend: "She turned out to be a guy"
Me: "Not good dick"
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A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.
They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.
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