honeydo

One or more things, usually on a list, that your wife or girlfriend wants you to do. So called, because of "Honey, do this. Honey, do that."

If done correctly and in a timely fashion, you will be rewarded.

"Dude, why weren't you at the game?"
"Honeydo's."

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Make the noise stop

Stuff that a guy does (usually not wanting to) to make his bitch STFU.

"Ed, you got that garden finished pretty quick."
"I don't even want a garden; I only did it to make the noise stop."

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