Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

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Road Rage

Road Rage is a condition that is created when lazy, uninterested and/or overworked traffic cops let ignorant drivers operate their vehicles in an illegal and aggressive manner that irritates the drivers around them. The end result is Road Rage. Road Rage can result in anything from foul gestures to the offending asshole being shot.

Until the police increase the number of citations they issue to asshole drivers, Jagoffs in Las Vegas will continue to create more Road Rage.

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That 70's Show

"That 70's Show" is a very funny sitcom that lets the world laugh at the loser, stoner, idiot morons that reside in Wisconsin.

Tonight on That 70's Show, the cast smokes reefer in Eric's basement.

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Stars and Bars

A term describing the Confederate Flag. Usually seen at tractor pulls, on the front of Semi Tractors and in the rear window of Dodge pick up trucks that have no exhaust and over sized tires.

Fly the Stars and Bars with toothless pride!

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Clit Eastwood

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.

Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.

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Spike Lee

Spike made a movie named "Do the Right Thing".
The movie had a message. The message was that if you do not get what you want from people, you should attack them. Violence is an appropriate response to frustration.

That dude won't let you cut in line?
Let's Spike Lee his ass!

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FIBWAB

A "FIBWAB" is a term used by a "cheesehead" that means "Fucking Illinois Bastard- With A Boat". Wisconsin would have the economy of a third world nation without the money people from Illinois spend beyond the Cheddar Curtain each year.

Note to all cheeseheads: By 2018, people from Illinois will own more lakefront property in Wisconsin than locals. It is too late to close the border. FIBWAB in your mirror? Lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way!

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