brunts base

Where all the retarded kids in my school go.

Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base

Choc Poc

The Choc Poc is a realm which only the bravest people can enter however only a handful of people will leave and be able to tell the story of what happened in there.

Science Teacher: The Choc Poc is split into many levels, the first is the entrance, the second is the Gas Level, the third is the Bread Level, the fourth is the Crackers, Rice and Cheese level, the fifth is the Banana Level, after that is the Ham Sandwich level which no human has ever passed. After the HS level is the Outer Core of the Choc Poc, the Fudge level then past that is the Inner Core of the Choc Poc, the Happy Hippo level.

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