suter

The act of making ridiculous exaggerations about yourself to impress others and/or one-up them.

Bill: I drank about 14 beers last night.

Joe: Ya, last night I drank 40 beers.

Steve: Man, you just got sutered.

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dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

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GET SICK

An exclamation used after you have beaten some worthless bitch to a bloody pult. Usually accompanied by a spray of saliva going all over the well-deserving victims face.

After twerking Joey in Halo 3, Peter exclaimed proudly, "Get Sick!"

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poopyapants

a phrase that when said rapidly with a in the form of a grade school principal can either sound like poop your pants or pull up your pants.

Student: Yo dawg, fo rizzle, it was off da chain.

Principal: Young man, poopyapants.

Student: Sorry sir.

bitch betta' recognize

what you tell some disrespectful twat who needs put in their place. It is most effective if while saying it you raise your hand in a threatening motion as to put 4 fingers across the side of the persons face.

Pat - "go get me a hamburger fuck stick"

Sally - "no"

Pat - "Bitch betta' recognize"

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Gizmos

code name for beer popular among underage drinkers.

"you got any gizmos?"

"you bet your ass I do"

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Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

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