trailer steak

Cube steak. People in trailer parks think this is real steak.

I like trailer mustard on my trailer steak.

12👍 12👎

ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

53👍 14👎

trailer cereal

Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.

Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.

42👍 23👎

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

6👍 2👎

ecstasy

rolldogs, diso biscuit, x, xtc, love drug
The single most awesome drug in existence. If you catch a good roll, you'll feel like you're going down a sliding board covered in silk for about 4 hours (best accompanied by a vibrator held to the temple.. or anywhere else that feels good!). Catch a rough one, and you'll feel like you're on a 4 hour roller coaster with a broken handlebar. Also, the funk that ensues makes you wish you were dead. Follow with funk eliminator

They ate x for 5 days straight.

80👍 70👎

meat crease

Vagina. Looks like a crease made of ham or if you have a really nasty one: roast beef. EEWWWW!

That bitch's meat crease looks like an old peice of roast beef.

11👍 6👎

funk eliminator

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.

I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).

14👍 5👎