Beaner on me

When instead of leaning on a person (hense the ryhme with Lean On me)you hire a beaner to do it for 10 cents

"Charles, im not going to lean on your shoulder...Jose, get your ass over here"

"Wheres Mi el Dime?

"STFU"

18👍 17👎

curky

any hairstyle that has a cult following.

eg: mullets, mohawks, flattops and beehives

7👍 8👎

wop shop

an italian restuarant or pizza place.

i'm hungry, lets go to the local wap shop and maybe get a pizza or calzone.

24👍 14👎

mistretta

a short faggot who thinks hes a badass

That kid is acting like a mistretta.

7👍 43👎

klapperkloo

That part of your anus that sticks out when you "squeeze".

Ouch! My klapperkloo hurts!

3👍 5👎

Manchester united

The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.

Manchester United are the greatest ever football team.

206👍 236👎

gossy

the reason homosexuality is around today. this man pretty much invented it.

person 1: woah look at those 2 guys having sex on the park bench, thats so gossy

person 2: im going to throw up

24👍 31👎