chidget

A chinese midget.

"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"

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shell beach

An unreachable or nonexistent paradise. Reference to movie Dark City.

Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?

eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.

"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."

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thumb

One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!

I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.

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chucking the bone

Sexual intercourse.

I chucked your mom the bone.

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shitsplosion

1. An explosion of shit.
2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.

Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.

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hoMMO

Someone who is so into the MMORPG he or she plays that they neglect the various aspects of their real life. When said person refuses to partake in a social activity proposed by a friends or loved one, the term can be used by said friends or loved one to hopefully modify the hoMMO's behaviour by causing them to feel shame.

Guy 1: I asked Ben to come out with us tonight, but he said he needs to stay in to get enough gold for some new armor or something.
Guy 2: What a hoMMO.
Guy 1: Affirmative.

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