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When a priest shits into another persons mouth.
Hey sonny, want a dirty reverend?
A priest shitting into another persons mouth.
Hey sonny, want a dirty reverend?
When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!
When a guy tucks his cock under his arse leaving only his pubic hair on display.
Here comes the dirty woman!
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When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food thatâs been swallowed.
Iâve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
A girl that from a distance looks like a 10 out of 10, until she starts coming closer you then begin the 'countdown' from 10 until she's right up close you realise in fact she's only a 2!
"Shit mate, check out this Sheila over there, she's a 10! Hang on she's coming over here, countdown 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 aaaaarrrrrrgggggghh!
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Another saying for âwho fartedâ
âWho cut one? mate that wreaksâ