The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.
I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!
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The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
A river gypsy is a person who lives on a canal boat or another kind of live-on boat.
Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they wonât be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxyâs at midnight.
Simon: can you make it 1am? I donât want to bump into anyone I know.
Andy: sure. Letâs not invite Kieran.
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When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game
Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.
Sam: aw shit. Now Iâve got the Mass Effect effect.
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A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
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According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
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