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A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as âugly.â
John ignored that girl with glasses because heâs a real pretty pusher. Heâs totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but youâre caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!
Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!
When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!
Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!