Volunchoose

choose someone to volunteer, sort of like nominate... but without choice or consent.

I'm unavailable on the day of the party, I volunchoose Bret to join the 'clean up after everyone has left the party' team.

rain on your balcony

-Ruin someone's plans.
-be the damp squib
-burst someone's bubble

Sorry to rain on your balcony, but I'm going to skip the movie.

nazi nipple

-Nipples that are perpetually erect.

-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused

It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.