crab lice

Just like nits, except they live in your pubic hair.

"Haha! That dirty cow has crab"

4👍 4👎

teletubbies

A babies' program that has 4 weird fat things called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po. They are 4 different colours, Purple, Green, Yellow and Red. They live in a strange looking house that is in the middle of a field, and they have a Sun which has a baby head on it.

The Teletubbies are one weird program.

334👍 90👎

MTV

A shitty TV program that took their 2 only decent programs off their channel which were Beavis and Butthead and Jackass.

MTV is shit.

75👍 8👎

The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

50👍 26👎

1337

Stupid fucking language that pisses me off. It is used by hackers and computer geeks because thay have no social life.

I dont get it... how does leet look like 1337???

33👍 78👎

halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

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bullshit

1.) Bull's shit.
2.) When someone has been telling lies.

1.) There is a lot of Bullshit on the field today.
2.) What a load of Bullshit!

15👍 22👎