Volcano

Verb. While taking a hit of weed through a pipe or bowl, the stoner coughs. The term Volcano refers to the flaming herb and burning ash that is erupted out of the bowl, often burning holes in carpet or even pot head's hair!

My new glass bowl hit so hard, the first three people that hit it volcanoed!

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Chodem Pole

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.

There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.

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hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

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Chick-Fil-ayonnaise

Mayonnaise packets obtained at Chick-Fil-A restaurants.
May be improperly referred to as Chick-Fil-Mayo.

Parking at Chick-Fil-A, I told my friend not to forget to grab as much Chick-Fil-Ayonnaise as he could without attracting looks. I always get my money's worth at fast food establishments.

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Snarf

Noun. Any sort of tube filled with scented dryer sheets, that marijuana smoke is exhaled through, to cover up the weed smell. The most basic type is a cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels with 4-8 dryer sheets balled up inside, and one end partially blocked so the sheets don't blow out the end.

Hey, if we're gonna smoke this shit in my dorm, we better make a snarf so when my roomie comes back, he won't smell it and narc on us!

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Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

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pickmint

A toothpick with a menthol mint taste, usually found individually wrapped at restaurants and buffets.

"Hey man, after you pay the bill, grab me a pickmint out of the dispenser."

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