semisemi

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.

I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.

friendlisted

To be friendlisted is to be banned from a Discord server. Your first sight immediately after is your friends list.

When I started spamming nigger in the Garry's Mod and More server, I got friendlisted.

where the hell am i

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!

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Daniloff

When someone jacks off in the school bathroom, but isn’t even subtle about it. They’ll reject the claim if accused. A Daniloff is someone who will often miss class just to bust a load in their favorite porcelain bowl.

“Where’s Nick?”
“Oh, don’t worry. He’s just being a Daniloff. Keep watch of the handicap stall.”

HaaH

A way of implying sarcasm, irony, or retardation. Can also be spelled "haah".

Origin: Mirrored "Halo Wars" Box Art (google "haah")

Discord user: hee ho haah *uploads stupid image*

or

"Wow, I'm stupid. My fatass thought that was a lamp... HaaH."

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