suction

The formal of "sucker" or "sucka".

(Hey....listen up suction

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Mazingo

A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur

Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo

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jammed

To be shot in a major way. You curl up in pain looking "jammed-up". Usually getting jammed means you got killed. Some call a gun a "jammy". Popular in gang/drug culture.

If that guy messes with me one more time he's going to get jammed!

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sperm abductor

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

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hangin' and bangin'

Going out from bar to bar, drinking massive quantities of alcohol and having sex

one: "what are you doing tonight?"
other: "hangin' n bangin'"

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cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

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spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.