Dunwalled

When your wife dies and your kid is taken away while you are sent to jail/prison then thrown out onto the streets.

Anton reading a letter from relatives
Anton: "Shit man, my brother got dunwalled and the CPS fools want me to take care of his kid. I can't take care of kid"
Leroy: "Damn, thats fucked up? What happened?"
Anton: "His baby momma had a heart attack on that fentanol shit, and they Bluebloods think he's been slinging pills. I hope I never get dunwalled like that."

Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

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Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

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Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence

Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."

bait shop

A store that is highly undesirable to rob due to the likelyhood of getting pinched by the police

Anton priming a shotgun and a ski mask
Leroy enters
Leroy: "What the fuck are you doing fool?"
Anton: "Need some dough, that check cashing place in the stix oughta be good."
Leroy: "Dude, thats a Bait shop! There is always cop waiting behind the place."
Anton: "... Shit, dude can I borrow half a G instead? Or else I gotta knock a few stores off."

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Power Boning

Engaging in physically intense sex roughly between 5 to 30 minutes, if not an hour

Anton returns home with his eyes wide open
Leroy: "Where the Hell you've been?"
Anton: "I've been Power Boning chicks all day and I think I banged a dude by accident. My Hook-up gave me one of those E-pills this morning and it hasn't gone away..."
Leroy: "Shit man, you okay?"
Anton: "Is it normal for my heart to sound like a boombox?"

Med crew

A short term for any Emergency medical teams

Anton comes into his house bleeding
Anton: "Leroy, Med crew now! Shot in thigh."
Leroy: "Shit! I'll call 911 right now!"