soi sawce

The coolest person alive who wrote a definition for aaron wood

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oiler fan

One who lets blind rage control their thought, and who feels the need to place blame that should be shared by many, onto one.

Even though the whole class was screaming, Mrs. Robinson pulled an Oiler fan and blamed her headache only on Johnnie.

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big blue shoe

Tooshort4's amazing song, DJMO loves it.

Tooshort has a big blue shoeee...

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h2g2

1. Abbreviation for Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

2. A BBC community website in which its members are producing an online encyclopaedia of life, the universe and everything.

I am writing an entry for h2g2.

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2legs

1. Researcher from the community website, h2g2

2. Prophet and guardian of the shrine to the deity Nighthoover

"2legs, inconsolable at the news that Nighthoover has yet again failed to manifest at the meet, seeks solace in alcohol." -- BluesShark, March 2003

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william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

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McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

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