gay rod

A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.

GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?

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Yankees

The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. The Yankees suck not because the play badly, but because they are not a team they are a business.

A Yankee fan's contribution to baseball chat rooms is limited to "Red Sox suck" and "1918."

www.yanks-suck.com

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Yankees

The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. They are the first team to CHOKE on a 3 - 0 in the 2004 ALCS. They also suffered the biggest shut out in MLB history, losing 22-0 to Toronto. The Yankees Suck.

Who's your daddy now?

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Lazy Gun

An imaginary gun that when fired, causes funny but appropriate chaos on the target.

When fired at a person, their head may temporarily become a cabbage.

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fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

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crack

1. Smokeable cocain
2. A program to unlock trial versions of programs
3. "butt cleavage"

1. Avoid crack addicts
2. I downloaded a crack today. No way was I paying 200 bucks for that program!
3. When the plumber bends down you can see his crack.

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nah im good

1. A casual way of saying "No thanks"
2. A playful way of saying "hell no!"

1. "Would you like some soup?" "Nah, I'm good thanks."
2. "Yeah it hurts like hell. Want a demonstration?" "Nah, I'm good, lol"

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