corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

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Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

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ohmyjesus

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.

Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"

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Donut

Name of the character in the popular machinima series "Red vs Blue" which is based on the antics of the Red and Blue teams in Blood Gulch, Halo.

"Private Donut reporting sir!"

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Snikt

Sound effect caused when blades emerge from Wolverine.

Wolverine: Hey bub, why dont you just back off..."
*Snikt*

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Edjumacated

To lernt new things.

"Phonicks dun good for mee, im edjumacated!"

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ohmygawd

To express suprise. It is the combination of "Oh", "My" and "God" to form an incoherant word. Usually used online since saying it outloud does not hold the same meaning, because people cant tell you meshed the words together.

Spackerdave: Dude, i just f*cked your mom.
ReZ: ohmygawd

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