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When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like heâs crying.
Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley
Guy2: gross dude. Gross
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When youâre giving him head and then when heâs cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting
Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!
When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says âaurghh!â
Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
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