caulk

The wrong way to spell cock(dick,penis)

My cock is eight inches long

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Halo

The Best Fucking god-damn game ever made!!!!!:)

Halo IS THE BEST GAME EVER. PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE IT ARE FAGGUTS!!!!!

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eight

|8| and |-8|

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I am bored

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Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls

Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*