Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

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Richard puller

Someone who pulls their "Richard".

You're a Richard puller!

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Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

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Richard envy

A woman who wants a Richard or a man jealous of another man's Richard.

John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!

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Richard fest

A party where there are too many dicks and not enough chicks.

This party is a Richard fest! Let's call Zoe and have her bring her girlfriends over.

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The Richard

A euphemism for the d.

All the girls in my class are desperate for The Richard.

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Richard sucker

Someone who sucks a "Richard".

The new guy’s a Richard sucker.

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