Highgate

Highgate. Very high and expensive area of North London. Great place to go for cake and/or visiting cemeteries. Cake and cemeteries - and - errr...

Douchebag: I wanna go see some dead people and eat cake!

Travel Agent: Hmmm. That's a tricky one. Are you minted?

Douchebag: Yup.

Travel Agent: Oh, then that's easy. You need to go to Highgate.

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