Pearl Harbor

The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.

Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.

Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.

Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.

Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.

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