crotch rocket

A motorcycle

Yeah, I drive a crotch rocket because the fag above me spells it motercycle. Baby penguins are brown.

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Bah!

Expression used to dismiss someone's comment.

Guy on street: Man, that guy over there is a fag!
Guy over there: Yeah, except that your girl's choking on my 9" here.
Girlfriend: *mmph*
Guy on street: Bah!

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impudence

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.

Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF

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