OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

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MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD

MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS

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HYMANOSCOPY

A new technique in hymen replacement surgery were we use white chocolate truffle squares in the hymens place very erotic and makes the sweet hunny pot much more paletable for your lover get it done today free trials availble absolutely brilliant raving sexual reviews from all Hymanoscopys performed to date

My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy

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NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY

MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!

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PEPPERBRONI

PEPPERBRONI IS THE SMELL OF A FRESHLY SHOWERED BROTHA NO MATTER HOW MUCH SOAP OR COLOGNE THEY USE YOU CANT WASH THAT FAINT PEPPERONI ODOR THEY ALL EMMIT AND DATS THA SMELL OF PEPPERBRONI

MAN YOU SMELL DAT ITS LIKE A FKN PIZZARIA IN HERE WITH A HINT OF TANDORI YOUR RIGHT I SMELL IT TO ITS PEPPERBRONI

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THE FALLING PIMP TREE

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

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ghetto exspress

GHETTO EXSPRESS IS YOUR FOOD STAMP CARD ITS A FLASHY NAME INSTEAD OF MY FOOD STAMP DEBIT CARD

HOW YOU GOING TO PAY TODAY MAM GHETTO EXSPRESS BABY

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