buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

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TV Party

Basically a party where everyone watches tv, eats junk food, and gets drunk off their asses all night.

Mentioned in the famous Black Flag song "TV Party".

"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A T.V. PARTY TONIGHT...ALRIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A T.V. PARTY ...ALRIGHT...TONIGHT!
WE'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO,
THAN WATCH T.V. AND HAVE A COUPLE OF BREWS" - Black Flag "TV Party"

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cigar

What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.

mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy

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Infuser

Infuser is a word used by men who are completely void of all intellegence and honor. Someone who loves to slurp up seman off of other mens chests.

Ken like to Infuser Chuck!

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Beer

A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

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Metalhead

A person who listens to heavy metal non stop.

Attire:
-Jeans. These can be found baggy as shit, or tight (veteran's style). Blue or black.
-Band shirt. Usually black with band logo or picture of band smeared across front. Concert shirts are a norm, they're a badge of honor.
-Hoody. Black, band logo.
-Chain. Long chain hanging from pants to scare the preps.
-Piercings. Traditional ear piercings are casual. Eyebrow is accepted as well.
-Hair. Either shoulder length or shaved.

Location: At Heavy metal concert or asleep in bed. At school can be found wandering the hallways playing airguitar, headbanging violently, or muttering, "infamous butcher, Angel of Death!!!"

Trademark: Quick flash of devil horns with hand to random victim.

Accepted bands:
-Metallica
-Slayer
-Lamb of God
-Pantera
-Mudvayne, etc...

Shawna: "Where's Kevin?"
Sebastian: "He must be at the library"
Zack: "Are you kidding me? That Metalhead is at the motherfucking SLAYER conert!!!"

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Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Infuser is a chode Monkey

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