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One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.
When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.
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A just punishment for over eating.
Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.
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More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.
Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)
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An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.
See Britney Spears
Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"
What a stupid whore.
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ptkfgs is an acronym for "Punch the keys for God's sake!"
It is a line from Finding Forester said by Sean Connery a few moments before the now classic internet catchphrase "You're the man now dog!"
*tap tap tap*
Punch the keys for God's sake! (ptkfgs)
*punch punch punch*
You're the man now dog!
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The signature catch phrase of FPS Doug, from the acclaimed Pure Pwnage series.
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Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D
Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".
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