Bloop

describing the utterly confused state you are in.

Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!

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rollerblading

the best sport ever

rollerblading is a sport where tricks look gud and you can grind ledges higher that your ankles

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doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

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Lithium

A mind controlling substance used until 1950 in the popular lemon-lime soda 7-Up.

I don't care what you think Laura, 7-Up contained lithium!!!

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hamtaro

1.the best hamster in the world, or the cute little orange ham-ham.2.an animi t.v programme for all ages.

ticky-ticky kush-kush

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White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

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Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.

Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.

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