Hockey

1) A sport originating in England, not played on ice but on foot, not using a puck but a ball. After hockey had developed in the British Isles in the late 19th century, it spread throughout the British Empire, largely due to the British army and this is one reason why India, Pakistan and Australia are so formidable (all were British colonies). Today, hockey is played all over the world by a variety of countries and is currently the second largest team sport in the world, just behind football (that's soccer to those who didn't realise).
2) A faster way of saying ice hockey.

Note - Both are good sports that need speed, stamina, skill etc, I'm just clearing up that it is seldom recognised that field hockey was the original.

1) John - "Do you wana go and play hockey?"
Matt - "Yea, I'll go get my shoes and a ball"
2) Jimmy - "Do u wana play hockey?"
Billy - "Yea, I'll go and get my skates and a puck"

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Mood Board

1) A collage or collation of images and text expressing a certain topic or subject, often used to generate ideas or for project work. Getting past the "mood board" stage of a project is often a big step for anyone who thinks they are soled
2) Metaphor used to describe lack of work, suggesting that very little work can obtain high marks just due to the fact that a "mood board" is being used.
3) An idiot's idea of hard work

1) I have a bunch of pictures that I've printed off the internet and stuck down. I have a mood board.
2)Don't worry I'll pass my course, I've done a mood board!
3)soled chav 1 - "Dnt wory sir, iv dun me mood bord so its safe, innit, no detention 4 me 2nite, yes boss, u knows, true dat safe.

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laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

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do

Otherwise known in Olde Englishe as "though" (see pronounciation). Often used by young teenagers who think they are all that to conclude a sentence. Most commonly paired with the word innit to create a phrase meaning "I agree with you fully"

e.g.1:
Chav 1: "wow, dat chick is so hot."
Chav 2: "innit do"
e.g.2:
Chav 1: "ah no way mush, dat cop is on to me liftin these burberry hats
Chav 2: "innit do"

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rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

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Let one tear

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one fly

Jimmy let one tear and it smelt of a rotting pile of cabbage.

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Let one fly

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one tear

Jimmy just let one fly and it smells like a pile of rotting parsnips

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