Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

poop shoota

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.

"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"